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Lyrics: 

ERIC: Well…

KYLE: [spoken] Don't do it, Cartman.

ERIC: Well…

KYLE: [spoken] I'm warning you!

ERIC: [spoken] Okay, okay.

KYLE: [spoken] I'm gettin' pretty sick of him calling my mom a-

ERIC: Well!
Kyle's mom's a bitch
She's a big, fat bitch
She's the biggest bitch in the whole, wide world
She's a stupid bitch
If there ever was a bitch
She's a bitch to all the boys, and girls

KYLE: [spoken] Shut your fucking mouth, Cartman!

ERIC: On Monday, she's a bitch
On Tuesday, she's a bitch
On Wednesday through Saturday, she's a bitch
Then, on Sundays, just to be different, she's a Super King Kamehameha Biatch!

ERIC: [spoken] Come on! You all know the words!

ERIC: Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole, wide world
She's a mean old bitch, and she has stupid hair (La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la)
She's a bitch-bitch-bitch-bitch-bitch-bitch-bitch!
Bitch-bitch-bitch-bitch-bitch-bitch-bitch-bitch (Bitch! Bitch! Bitch! Bitch!)
She's a stupid bitch (Whew!)
Kyle's mom's a bitch, and she's such a dirty bitch (Stupid bitch! Because she's such a dirty bitch, bitch!)

ERIC: [spoken] Talk to kids around the world, it might go a little bit something like this!

CHINESE GIRLS: Kyle de mama shige pofu ta shi ji lao mishu dashi, wo zhi xhang shuo mole bei ta bian pofu

ENGLISH: Kyle's mom is a shrew, she's a gay secretary master, I just wanna say in the end she turns into a shrew

FRENCH GIRLS: La mere de Kyle est une pute, est une sacrée vielle pute, la plu grand pute du monde entier

ENGLISH: Kyle's mom is a whore, and is one hell of a bitch, she's the biggest whore in the whole, wide world

DUTCH GIRLS: Kyle's moeder is een teef, ze is een grote fout te teef, ze grote teef ter ver reld, teef ter ver reld

ENGLISH: Kyle's mom is a bitch, she was a big mistake of a bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the world, bitch in the world!

SWAHILI MEN: Mama yake Kyle ni mbwa mkubwa ndiye ni mbwa mkubwa kuliko wote duniani hii

ENGLISH: Kyle's mom is a big, fat dog, she's the biggest dog in the whole, wide world

ERIC: Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole, wide world
She's a mean old bitch, and she has stupid hair (La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la)
She's a bitch-bitch-bitch-bitch-bitch-bitch-bitch! (Ohh!)
Bitch-bitch-bitch-bitch-bitch-bitch-bitch-bitch
She's a stupid bitch (Uhh, Cartman?)
Kyle's mom's a bitch, and she's such a dirty bitch

ERIC: I really mean it, Kyle's mom
She's a big, fat, fucking bitch
Big, old, fat, fucking bitch, Kyle's mom
Yeah
Cha

ERIC: [spoken] What?
[He turns around.]
ERIC: [spoken] Ohh, fuck.